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Here are our jokes, just in case you'd like to reuse them:


What did the couple who were fighting over desserts do? Have a custardy battle!
What is someone who parks cars wearing a tutu called? A valet dancer!
What do you get if you boil a heart throb in a bag? A George Clooney dumpling!
Why did the campers get so angry about Margaret Thatcher? The pole tax!
Why did the napkin only eat protein? It was on the napkins diet!