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What did the napkin say to it’s overweight friend? .. You should go on the napkins diet. Wow, I just made up a crappy cracker joke. Someone gave me the challenge of going outside and bringing home the first purple thing I saw. I live right in the middle of the city so the first purple thing I saw was some purple felt in a card shop. So now I am the proud owner of a huge pack of felt. I like the way it smells. Last night I made some earings out of sim cards because it was the only other thing to do beside watching Big Brother. Here are my instructions if you want to make some. The quote of the week has to be Lorraine Kelly saying “I don’t like diets, they make you fat” on her diet special TV show. Well she must know considering she is the most intelligible person they could find to host a show on diets.